Tuesday, 5 August 2014

This is a Public Service Announcement!

Fellow Nigerians,
"You have gained weight"
"Ah, you don fat oh"
"You don add oh"
"You are putting on weight oh"
"You have added" etc
Are NOT, I repeat are NOT ways to greet someone you haven't seen in a while!
Kilode?!

This is how my people will just see somebody and shout "You don chop up oh". Really? Who ask you? Just say hi, hello, good morning, good evening first.

Okay, rant over.
Ajuwaya As you were.
Thank me for this info later.

11 comments:

  1. You know this! it has kind of become a normal form of salutation.
    don't let them get to you pls.

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  2. lmao! Na real public service announcement.

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  3. plssssssssssssssssssssss help me tell them oooh, haba, dont forget to add áaaaaah u don grow oooh, mwcheeew, lol. noice one babe

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  4. D thing be say you don chop up. Lolz

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  5. No mind them. "What are you eating" is another annoying one. Unserious people!. Am supposed to travel nxt week and these are exactly the type of comments I am sure to get. Dunno why people just can't say hi and how are you.

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  6. There's also the " you're looking dark or (I.e you look like say you dey suffer) mschewww. Tatafo!

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  7. Reply to all the ure now a fatass observations- a genuine look of surprise followed by OHMYGOD I didn't knw that. Thank u for telling me, wen my clothes got tighter I thot something was eating ehem in my wardrobe! Reply to Wetin u dey chop- ya mama

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  8. Reply to all the ure now a fatass observations- a genuine look of surprise followed by OHMYGOD I didn't knw that. Thank u for telling me, wen my clothes got tighter I thot something was eating ehem in my wardrobe! Reply to Wetin u dey chop- ya mama

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  9. Lmao @ ya mama.
    Hmmm I don't want anyone beating me up Pls.

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  10. U no include dis wetin u bring, u don marry, wer u Dey work, u don born? Seriously, it's veeeeeery irritating. As 4 me I no send again

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  11. U no include dis wetin u bring, u don marry, wer u Dey work, u don born? Seriously, it's veeeeeery irritating. As 4 me I no send again

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