Dear beautiful people of my gender
You know I love you
You
know I will always fight for you
You
know I will always have your back
You
know if you need a hype woman, I am always there
You
know I am your guy for always…
But
please I have a question to ask...
Come
close.
A little closer..
Ehen,
now you are close enough, the question is…
Why
do WE do this?!
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So now that 'they' are calling it abuse, I
want us to critically look into the science of why women almost always eat out
of their significant others' plates when they have their own plate(s) of food that they saw,
liked, decided on and ordered for!
I
want us to break down the biology/genetics/science, whatever it is that is
behind this behavior that people of my wonderfully and fearfully made gender
just love engaging in, this action which I happen to be very guilty of also.
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The
decision to make a post on this came up when I caught myself agreeing with
@lily in the above picture. Yes, social distancing and covid prevention and all
but with such measures, just how are we supposed to eat out of their plates?
Ehen, we all know it takes the average woman at least 20 minutes of back and forth to decide on what she wants to eat (do not ask me where I got the statistics from, just go with the flow).
As
we were….
Let’s take it all the way back to even deciding where we want to eat... how
come we know where we do NOT want to eat but cannot decide on where we want to
eat?
See
ehn, my gender can do some very confusing things that leave me thinking Weldon
to us…
Now,
back to the science we are trying for figure out, please if you are of my
gender and you know you are guilty of this, come and tell us why you do
it. I have asked myself this question and obviously, I have come up with no explanation, so I have decided to ask my people.
Please tell me why, if you know.
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| I guess it just gives us joy! |
I
promise you guys of the other 57 genders reading this, it is not done
intentionally to annoy you, it is something that just happens (in my own case
anyways).
So I guess in conclusion, as world people would say, e be things... make una no vex.
Thank you for coming to my Ted
Be
good.
Ps: Happy Birthday to my darling Beebah, please keep my cake!
pss: Happy Birthday to Mummy Pretty, Omofeba, send my love and kisses to Mommy.
Psss: Covid is not over oh! Stay safe!
It just happens oo,I wil be like come let me have a taste of his food and I myt just end up eating 2_3 spoons and while I keep saying uhmmmmm this is so gud nit forgetting I go for d meat also
ReplyDeleteLol! So basically, it is what it is...
DeleteMy neighbour, leave matter for matias. That's just how we are😂😂
ReplyDeleteLol! E be things kawai, ba?
Delete57 genders? How many genders are there please?
ReplyDeleteLol! More than the 2 we know oh...
DeleteThe look of the guy in the first pic is so funny. When you are annoyed but you try to swallow the annoyance but you still look sour.
ReplyDeleteHow are you dearest? Hugs and love.
Ore mi! I am good...
DeleteYes oh, he looks like ‘I don’t like this but I can’t help it’. Lol
It's just something that happens, we do it out of love and care ooo. my niece once asked me why do you always like to eat our food? and I told her because I love you if I don't I wouldn't even taste your food 😁
ReplyDeleteOk, out of love and care, not longthroat?
DeleteLol.
I'm more interested in the 57 other genders fa. For the topic at hand, hmmmm! All I can say is E be things.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Ok, looks like we will have to talk about these extra genders soon.
DeleteI always feel happy when such moments come....😍😍
ReplyDeleteAwwwwn....nice! If you are happy and he is happy, we are happy!
Delete😊
To be honest I completely agree with you ���� there's always something about eating their food that tastes better and gives me joy. So it is what it is������
ReplyDeleteLol! For the joy, then? 😊
DeleteEven though I haven't tried this before, I think it's cute jare! Let them deal with it��
ReplyDelete*whispering* try it! Try it! Try it and let us know what he says.
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ReplyDeleteIts just a way of showing love I think.
ReplyDeleteShowing who love? You or him?
DeleteOjukokoro join for this mata. Ain't no biology/ chemistry/ science gbogbo eh. Na so our creator create us. Gbam!
ReplyDeleteIt is only us that will sometimes go and order for wetin we no sabi. Time to eat na, na war. We will now do transfer and cause for extra plate of his to be brought (sometimes).
I agree with XYZ that love follow too. Check am na, if you no Like perzin you no go even wan seat with am talk-more of say you chop from im plate.
Nne bia, where you get other 57 gender from? Wetin dem be and which secondary school subject dem teach dat wan?
Ojukokoro follow ba? And love too...seems like ‘love it is the winning answer her.
DeleteSo about the extra genders, I will be writing som’n about it soon. E be like say more people are curious about this.
Not guilt!!!
ReplyDeleteIt just happens at times.for some people they just enjoy eating from there partner food....
But E get why
Na the why wey e get I dey ask.
DeleteIt called �� ��!!!
ReplyDeleteI can't waiting for the next cos
Reading your write up makes me happy..... Good work
Awwwwn...thank you!
DeleteReading your comments make me happier. Please keep them coming.
Longer throat , live my food lol. We guys understand and have accepted our fate on this matter.
ReplyDeleteLol! Thank you for being a good sport and accepting it as it is....
DeleteIt's just a thing that one can't control it funny right
ReplyDeleteMe I just want to check if salt is enough or if its healthy🙄🙄 that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it😎
ReplyDeleteHahahaaa😃
DeleteTheir own tastes better😁😁
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